Stinkin Lincoln

What is Stinkin Lincoln?


1.

An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

See shit, poop, turd, turdlet

2.

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.

Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

See dirty sanchez, feces, scat, shit, fucked up shit, theater, john wilkes booth

3.

To rub a dollar bill between your nasty smelly ass-cheeks, then leave it someplace obvious, and wait for someone to pick it up.

Dude, we did the stinkin lincoln at the mall, and some soccer-mom took the bait.

I 'rescued' her with a wet-nap, and tapped that milf-ass.

See dollar, poo, prank, duck-butter, nasty


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