Stinky Hank

What is Stinky Hank?


1.

n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.

Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!

Confidants: FAR OUT!

Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!


48

Random Words:

1. When someone climbs the corporate ladderthrough sexual means. "She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zip..
1. A very homoerotic movie starring Ben Murphy made in 1976. It involves a man who can make himself invisible with the use of his super aw..
1. In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love&q..