What is Stinky Pirate?
1.
The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.
Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.
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A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.
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