What is Stirring The Egg Drop Soup?


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Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look

A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?

B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...

A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!


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