What is Stitch?
1.
(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.
Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.
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(noun) A sexual maneuver where the male, during ejaculation, removes his penis from the vagina and inserts it into the anus--leaving a trail of semen connecting the two cavities, and thus "stitching" them together. If this maneuver is performed multiple times during a single ejaculation, it would then be referred to as a "double stitch", "triple stitch", etc.
"At the moment of copulation, Bronson abruptly decided to pull out--giving Rachel a stitch instead of a baby."
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awesome, cool, hip, trendy
Those boots she has on are stitch!
4.
To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.
"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"
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5.
Issue or problem with someone or something
" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
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6.
A girl who is a stupid bitch.
What a stitch that girl is!
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Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.
Girl: Wow, how well
prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!
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