What is Stitch?


(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.

Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.


(noun) A sexual maneuver where the male, during ejaculation, removes his penis from the vagina and inserts it into the anus--leaving a trail of semen connecting the two cavities, and thus "stitching" them together. If this maneuver is performed multiple times during a single ejaculation, it would then be referred to as a "double stitch", "triple stitch", etc.

"At the moment of copulation, Bronson abruptly decided to pull out--giving Rachel a stitch instead of a baby."

See sex, cum, anal, vaginal, fucking


awesome, cool, hip, trendy

Those boots she has on are stitch!


To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.

"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"

See steal, theif, nick, pocket, pinch


Issue or problem with someone or something

" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "

See issue, stitch, problem, dunno, what, else, to, put


A girl who is a stupid bitch.

What a stitch that girl is!

See stupid, bitch, girl, ignorant, dumb


Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.

Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!

Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!

See sugarcoat, varnish, whitewash, cover up


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