What is Stitches?
1.
When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.
"He kept me in stitches with his story"
See
2.
(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.
They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.
They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!
See
3.
A combined word for stupid bitches
Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.
4.
The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also
Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!
5.
A jacket or coat in ebonics
"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"
See
6.
An extremely adorable female with bitchin' hair, who often picks her nose in public and gets away with it. Usually can be seen killing bitches and supermanning some hoes. She will pop a cap in the ass of many bitches. Also lives off of french fries and orange juice. Can also digest french whores.
Stitches is one bitchin' chick, yo.
See
