Stitchy

What is Stitchy?

The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.

"Hold on Marvin! I have to go stitchy first!"

"Hey! Quit pushin' me! I'm goin' stitchy!"

See poopy, clench, black dog, turtle head, squeeze

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