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A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.
Yesterday i gave the old mrs. hen..
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Undergarments that you can eat. The consistancy is similar to fruit roll-ups.
I bought some edible undies, but I got stuck in traffic a..
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The nasty blackish-brown goo that can be found inside a pug dog's nosefold. Has the unfortunate tendency to stain anything it comes..