Stock

What is Stock?


1.

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

See Matt

2.

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

3.

The epitomy of awesomeness. Can also be interpreted in any way you feel suit.

Jason: Dude let's go play FIFA at johns house after school!

David: Stock! Don't even have to ask dude.

See stock, l33t, awesome, greatness, godly

4.

A substitute for any curse that will be filtered at the ESPN POKER Club

Shut the Stock up! What the Stock?

See fuck, shit, hell, damn, ass

5.

What is readily availiable. Unlimited applications, which, knowing how this site workd, will mean faggot.

There are X of item Y in stock.

See Gumba Gumba

6.

1. Your piece of shit car.

2. When you are so good at something e.g., gaming, that you are STOCK.

Colby and I are so stock at Halo 3 doubles.

Too bad Colby only has a stock dick.

See stock, sex, a, an, the, fish, game, halo

7.

Means having a stash of alcohol or marijuana.

Hey man, you got some stock?

See Steen


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