Stock Market

What is Stock Market?


1.

the greatest thing on earth. you own shares of companies and buy -low sell-high to make a profit.

I'm addicted to the stock market.

2.

A good way how to waste thousands of dollars if you don't know what you are doing.

I would never want to put a lot of money in the stock market

3.

The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.

Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.


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