Stockham Stiffie

What is Stockham Stiffie?

The stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.

Also the bonera man gets while discussing his male mentor.

Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.

"Talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie."

"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."

"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."

See stiffie, boner, budgepacker, fudgepacker

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