What is Stocking?
1.
Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.
Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!
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2.
creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.
Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.
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