Stocking

What is Stocking?


1.

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...

Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!

Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

See sodomy, rape, stocking, stock, geriatric, old, forceful

2.

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.

Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.

See stalking, stalker, mark


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