Stocktons

What is Stocktons?


1.

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"

"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

See T-Money

2.

Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.

Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.


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