Stodge

What is Stodge?


1.

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."

Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

See food, fatty, heavy, british, english

2.

to smoke a cigarette.

Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.

See cigarette, cigs, smoke, fag, puff, chief, blaze, breathe

3.

1. A grouchy old man.

2. A party pooper

1. "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle"

2. "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!"

See man, old man, stoge

4.

mince and mash potatoe

mince onion and potatoes that have been boiled down to sludge, carrot stewed with lots of salt, lots = stodge, carrots optonal make huge pan and eat over the course of a week

5.

Stoned beyond the point of return.

'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified'

See Vore


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