Stodge Edit Meaning

1.

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."

Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

See food, fatty, heavy, british, english

2.

to smoke a cigarette.

Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.

See cigarette, cigs, smoke, fag, puff, chief, blaze, breathe

3.

1. A grouchy old man.

2. A party pooper

1. "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle"

2. "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!"

See man, old man, stoge

4.

mince and mash potatoe

mince onion and potatoes that have been boiled down to sludge, carrot stewed with lots of salt, lots = stodge, carrots optonal make huge pan and eat over the course of a week

5.

Stoned beyond the point of return.

'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified'

See Vore