Stoketactics

What is Stoketactics?

The attempt of a lone surfer to amuse a small group of surfers by way of sick, masterful, wave-shredding.

Danielson- "I wish I could hang with the COOL surfers"

Satan- "You shall earn their respect by way of stoketactics."

See surf, wave, beach, stoke, sick, tight

Exilechamp

1. A guy with an old iMac. He uses a big pillow to whack off with. He is not that smart, but smarter than YOU! I know your serious exile..

Screwnacorn

1. When you paste a dildo on your forehead and screw the girl with it like a unicorn. This really freaky chick wanted me to pull the screw..

Zaftig

1. Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well. Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche..

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