What is Stomach Abortion?
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The product of taking too many laxatives.
You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.
Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?
You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.
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The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.
"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my ..
