Stomach Crunchies

What is Stomach Crunchies?

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.

Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

See belly, stomach, semen, load, crunchies

Lobjob

1. A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame. "I hear Fred Lobster is..

Dramasticly

1. a combination of the words "dramatic" and "drastically" " i shook that shit dramasticly" See dramatic, d..

Lmfaao

1. Laughing my fat asain ass off nick c lmfaao last night when i owned him See owned, asain, nub, lmao..

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