Stomach Crunchies

What is Stomach Crunchies?

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.

Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

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