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A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.
man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefar..
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When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean t..
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Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.
By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could a..