What is Stone Gossard?
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Guitarist for the band Pearl Jam. Often makes contorted constipated faces whilst changing chords. Walks like a duck and loves hugging trees. Sexuality has been questioned in the past. Likes to wear cowboy hats and plaid pants on stage as well as large dildos on his head.
Person A: "Yo, that guy on stage plays guitar like a duck about to take a dump"
Person B: "That's Stone Gossard!"
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