Stone Ridge

What is Stone Ridge?


1.

A kick-ass school where everyone is either rich, beautiful, or a genius. Our lax team rocks and so does our field hockey. Our campus is one of the most exensive to maintain and alot better tham Holton's big red bricked cubicle. The class of '09 is especially rich, beautiful, and genius!!!

just go to find out.

2.

Prestigious private all-girls school with excellent academics and competitive overachievers. Beautiful campus cushioned in Bethesda, MD, good sports teams and faculty.

High number of students end up at ivy league and other excellent universities.

3.

This school rocks so much it's not even funny. Everyone there is amazing! They're all brilliantly smart, great at sports, and gorgeous! This school has a beautiful campus, an amazing pool facility and Mr. A! What more could you ask for? Everyone goes to a good college, everyone is nice to each other, everyone is smart, ALL the guys' schools LOVE sr, and everyone there KICKS BOOTAYY!

SRgirl: I kick ass.

Visigirl: I'm a skank. (cries)

SRgirl: I still kick ass.

Holtongirl: I'm a bitch. (cries)

SRgirl:...I still kick ass.

NCSgirl: Hi. My name is Regina George! (gets hit by a bus)

SRgirl:...Once again... I still kick ass...

Madeiragirl: I can do anything better than ANY man!

SRgirl: You suck.

Madeiragirl:...But do I suck more than a MAN?

SRgirl:...No.

Madeiragirl: Dammit! (cries)

Hot guy1: Look a hot Stone Ridge girl!

Hot guy2: SHE'S MINE!

Hot guy1: You can have the NCS girl!

Hot guy2: She got hit by a bus!

(Hot guys start fighting over SR girl)

See ncs, madeira, hottie

4.

a school in bethesda that revolves around school and polo. they all drive expensive SUVs or nice compact cars. many are closet sluts who have sex alot and become obnoxious drunks. their guy friends usually consist of landon boys in the grade above theirs

every girl that goes to that school

5.

lesbians that look like men

Stone Ridge girl1= damn, thos AHC girls make me sooo hot

SRgirl2= me too.

srgirl1=wana make out?

srgirl2=yeah.

::make out a lot::

srgirl1=damn wer such lesbians, lets go have a sex party with all the girls in our grade

srgirl2=YEAH! we can invite guys, but they prolly wont show up cus we look like men

See sr, stone ridge, sluts, lesbians, gonzaga


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