What is Stone The Crows?
1.
An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.
"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"
"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"
2.
Shock, surprise, Awe
Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed
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3.
Expression used by an old Gypsie Hag in a dream as you are driven in a car past an old dilapidated building. Later in your early teens you lie in bed fully awake and a voice in your head says "Stone The Crows".
/VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD WITHOUT YOUR DIRECTION/
STONE THE CROWS!!!!
(you wonder what that was)