Stoner Boner

What is Stoner Boner?


1.

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

2.

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

3.

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"

Steve: "Only if I get to role it."

Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

See weed, smoking, blunt, marijuana, joint

4.

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

See Ariel McDermott


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