Stoner Clause

What is Stoner Clause?

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

Liberace

1. 1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown. 2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy d..

Guacamole Shotgun

1. When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illn..

Zambored

1. Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni. The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night. See zamboni, bored, hockey, ..

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