What is Stoner Logic?
1.
Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense
Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me
Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire
That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.
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2.
The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.
Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.
