Stoner Logic

What is Stoner Logic?


1.

Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense

Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me

Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire

That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.

See stoner, logic, deer, wd-40, weed

2.

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!

Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.

Friend: What am I supposed to say?

Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.

Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?

Stoner: Oh shit! Um...

Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!

Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!

Neighbor: Well played.


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