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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
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A nickname for teen dreamboat Zac Efron, largely inspired by Disney's efforts to sell Zac Efron-branded avocados.
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The muck that forms on subway floors when it's raining.
Without thinking, I set my bag down on the way to work, and now it and I a..