Stoners Compensation

What is Stoners Compensation?


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Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).

It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.

How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?

Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game

(White misses every ball at the break)

Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!

Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough

Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street

Poseur bumps into hippy

Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?

Hippys: .....

Poseur: uhhh...

A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

See stoner, hippy, metalhead, weed, bud, pool, baked


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