What is Stoner's Lap?
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One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.
Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"
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The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.
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