What is Stoner's Lap?
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One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.
Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"
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catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
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