What is Stonewall Johnson?
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The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his
Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.
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Sex God; one who shows similarities to Steve 'Stifmiester' Stifler. A man who uses the 'F word' excessively. Does no..
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When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for..
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Euph.
To go to the bathroom.
I'm about to go to Egypt and lay some cable.
See egypt, poo, bathroom, toilet, shit, euphemism..
