What is Stoney?
1.
Someone or something that possesses a laid back, hippie-esque quality.
A relaxed atmosphere, state or setting.
I was straight chillin' in a stoney hash bar in Amsterdam when I thought to myself, "I need a blumpy"
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2.
Someone who smokes a lot of ganja, and forgets plenty of things.
"Where is the milk"? "In the fridge, stoney."
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3.
To be "stoned" --as in what Katherine Tramel did the police in Basic Instank, showin off her "V"--by a co-worker going commando, preferably in a meeting or large office gathering, or a retreat.
OMG did you see that vedgie, man you just got stoney-ed.
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4.
Stone Island.
Stone Island is a very expensive designer make from italy which specialise in making coats/jackets.
There clothing is quality but very expensive, there are many fakes that have flooded the market and are of poor quality. Often worn by football hooligans/football fans!
Liverpool1: Look at that Wrexham fan wearing a stoney coat!
Liverpool2: Lets rob it!
5.
This dude Sam Abercrombie who looks like the lost 8th Dwarf of Snow White fame. He is constantly smiling, laughing, and smoking.
Me: "Hey Stoney, wanna drive me to Waffle House?"
Stoney: "Hahahahahahahaha"
Me: "Nah, really dude, wanna go get some waffles?"
Stoney: "Yeah dude, wanna get high first?"
6.
Stoney is an elite hacker i know.
He owns yall niggas who talk shit about him heh
fear.
Stoney owns the irc and i think you know why :D
7.
A stella drinking sheep shagga
He had a Stoney night
