What is Stonker?
1.
Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
2.
1. An erect penis
2. A foolish or ittitating person.
3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
3.
Great big fuck off hard on
ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
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4.
this is the stinkiest fart that is ever possible. there is nothing worse than getting a whiff of a stonker. some say hittler used stonkers as his most effective weapon in the second world war.
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers
guy 1="awhhh sickkkk that guy just did a serious stonker"
guy 2= "thats one eggy stonker"
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5.
Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.
Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.
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6.
Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a
Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate
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