Stonkered

What is Stonkered?


1.

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

See alcohol, drunk, pissed, hammered, wasted

2.

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

See stuffed, bloated, full

3.

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"

"you know it Johnno."

See bst


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