What is Stonkered?
1.
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
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2.
To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.
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3.
To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.
"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."
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