Stonkered

What is Stonkered?


1.

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

See alcohol, drunk, pissed, hammered, wasted

2.

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

See stuffed, bloated, full

3.

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"

"you know it Johnno."

See bst


59

Random Words:

1. the hottest guy ever!!! i luv him 2 fuckin death!!! omg hes so hot i love him!!! Ronnie is soo hot..
1. A person or NPC who says w00t! instead of yay, huzzah, hoo-ray, or any other variation of those words. w00t! I reached lvl 170! You po..
1. The happy valley city in which many are in fact not so happy due to the lack of decent places open after 10pm. Also Latter Day Saint (Mo..