What is Stony Brook University?


1.

Located in the middle of nowhere of Long Island, it is a fairly easy to get into public university known for terrific science departments, huge number of asians, indians and other international students, rape, depression and suicide.

There are a shitload of premeds. Expect 95% of anyone taking biology or chemistry to be attempting to get into medical/dental school. Science classes are ridiculously overcrowded as a result. Still, for it's price its a great buy.

Recommended for:

-Asiaphiles

-Students majoring in the hard sciences / engineering

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Student 1: So I'm taking Chemistry this semester. Lecture is totally packed with foreigners trying to get into med school!

Student 2: Ah - you must go to Stony Brook University.

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2.

A province of China.

Hey you want weed? You need to be a slobbering, brain dead retarded Camel first.

Stony Brook University.

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