What is Stooge-o-matic Transmission?


1.

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.


6

Random Words:

1. Easily distinguished by their white shirts tucked into their beigh shorts, whilst wearing sandles with white socks pulled up as far as t..
1. The act in which one swims under another person between their legs and blows bubbles ohh that nutrumble felt so good! Yea I know dude!..
1. Lifted for Life; a group that is an optamistic movment ; also refers to blunts, and pot. Joe: Yerrrr, wanna smoke im rolling up a blunt..