Stool Tan

What is Stool Tan?

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

See grass, dog, peanut, sweetcorn, stool

Curry-piping

1. The action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of de..

Plutting

1. light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the..

Hey Up

1. A derivation of Ay-Up, used by those attempting to exhibit the common touch, when clearly a paid up memebr of the Habitat visiting middl..

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