What is Stoop?
1.
one that exemplifies qualities of a dumbass, or a stupid person.
Guy #1: "yo my man! why you eyein my boo?"
Guy #2: "i was eyein the tits next to her, ya stoop!"
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2.
To sit in the stoop of a residential building, usually an apartment, where people sit and talk, smoke, and just generally hang out.
"I hardly got any sleep last night because I was stooping until 4 am."
3.
Noun or verb.
A stupid person or the act of engaging in stupidity.
"He watches Jerry Springer every day. He's such a stoop."
"Your shirt's on inside out! You really stooped it up this time."
4.
1) The front of a house, commonly known as the porch. A place to hang out, smoke weed, shoot dice, ect.
2) The place that Stoop Kid is afraid to leave
1) Man I was chillin on tha stoop yesterday with my boys when the landlord came by to get the rent.
2) STOOP KIDS AFRAID TO LEAVE THE STOOP! STOOP KIDS AFRAID TO LEAVE THE STOOP!!!!!!!!!!
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5.
A stupid person. Derived from "stoopid" which, obviously, is how some stoop spelled stupid, although that is how it sounds.
"He was such a stoop he didn't know peanut butter was made with peanuts."
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6.
The place where chillaxin usually occurs, prodominately an area known as the front fuckin porch.
As we walked up to the house we found two fellas chillaxin on the stoop and so we asked..."Who's house is this?" they responded "You rollin up to a party and you don't even know whos place it is?!...Well then come on in!"
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7.
adj. short for 'stupid'
"dude, he just ran in front of a car"
"that's real stoop, yo"
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1.
alternative way of saying "stupid"
comes from the first sylable "stup-"
"2 plus 2 isn't 6, stoops!"
"Pick up my pen ya stoop!"
