What is Stooze?
1.
to stooze is when you get a credit card with a 0% introductory rate (for usaly 6-18 months). Then you take the balance and put it in a high intrest bank account till the the 0% rate is up and then pay the balance back and keep the interest you made.
ed: "Yo I just made $2,500 off of HSBC"
Bill: "How'd you do that?"
Ed: " I stoozed them nigaz"
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2.
to study and booze at one and the same time. very similar to the peaceful fusion of both yin and yang, ren and stimpy, burt and erny, and gin and juice.
depending on which part of the country you hail from, penalty shots can be assigned for distractions and/or tangents leading to any form of mischief.
hey scotty mclosealot, what are your plans for this evening?
um, i dont know. dinner. but i got lots of studying
oh snap, well i was gonna ask if you wanted to booze but... nevermind. not much else id expect from a mclosealot.
whoawhoawhoaaaa dude. bra. im from b-more. not b-less. i didnt say i wasnt boozing.
ohhhhhhhhh damn. you tryna stooze toniz??
helllllllll yeaaaa braheem. dont you know me??
aight, im gnna go see if anyone wants to get stoozed with us.
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3.
Aother term for style; unique style
That kid has a gangsta stooze !
Grunge is the new stooze.
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4.
some one who is a dirt bag
some one who aint liked by others
people who aint smart
you are a stooze
look at the stooze
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5.
a nerdy,clumsy person who is annoying and is a
Get away from me you stooze!
Hey billy your a stooze-ma-lose!
Look at this stooze-monk!
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