Stop Sign Salami

What is Stop Sign Salami?

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When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.

Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?

Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!

Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!

See gridlock, traffic jam
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