Stop Sign Surprise

What is Stop Sign Surprise?

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When a woman is giving you a blowjobas you're driving, and right when you're about to cumyou slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.

"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"

"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."

See blowjob, car, driving, head, jizz
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