Stopping Traffic

What is Stopping Traffic?


1.

Male prevention of ejaculation when orgasm is reached, by pressing down on the seminal tubing between the sphincter and the scrotum.

"I'm about to spray my DNA!!!"

"Shall I get a condom?"

"Hell no! I'm stopping traffic!!"

OR

Charlie was a God at stopping traffic.

OR

Woman - Do you want to cum on my face?

Man - Why would I waste it on your face when I can stop traffic?

See shooting blanks

2.

any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.

1. Driving into oncoming traffic.

2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.

3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.

These are all examples of stopping traffic.

See suicide, death, sick, traffic, die, roadkill


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