Store Nomad

What is Store Nomad?


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A relative of the mall rat, this person walks around a store aimlessly, looking at crap, and boring you to death. They seek out random shit like they are rooting around for sustenance.

"Would you quit wandering around like a fucking store nomad? Let's LEAVE already."


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