Storeperson

What is Storeperson?


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A job posish. To qualify, the employ must speak a broken french slang dialect, be able to not do dats when your told you cantsaydat, or must have a form of narcolepsy. If you dogfuck enough or cause enough trouble, youll get a letter or youll be sent uptown. Storepeoples must like to eat pate chinois and green aero and of course, saputo and homard, and most importantly, must be able to document what they ate and how when asked "Whats for supper!?" by the sandbagger in shipping

I cant speak english OR french and I have only quatre finger. Dats okay because I never liff a finger in my vie! I should be a storeperson!


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