Storgasm

What is Storgasm?


1.

While shopping in an intensly cute store, a tingling sensation occurs because of the store's merchandise, environment, lighting, etc. These mainly occur in small boutiques, designer boutiques, and/or department stores.

*A storgasm cannot happen because of a single item

**Storgasms are intense. Thiss can involve drool and/or tears or joy.

Brianna: Oh my God, this Vince sweater is soooooo cute!

Emily: And look at this Trina Turk Dress!

Brianna and Emily: *storgasms*

See shoes, nordstrom, boutique


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