What is Stories?
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What white-trash call Television shows.
Bubba, run to the Piggly Wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. I don't want to miss my stories.
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What grandmas call soap operas.
"Ethel, I have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!"
"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"
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3.
Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.
Here come a bunch of Stories / Bloody Stories / Oh no - Story kids.
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to smear peanut butter all over your fridge's ice compartment.
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