Stories Edit Meaning

1.

What white-trash call Television shows.

Bubba, run to the Piggly Wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. I don't want to miss my stories.

2.

What grandmas call soap operas.

"Ethel, I have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!"

"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"

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3.

Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.

Here come a bunch of Stories / Bloody Stories / Oh no - Story kids.

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