Stork Edit Meaning

1.

1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."

A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.

So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.

2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.

3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.

1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

"Oh the stork brought you."

"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."

2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"

"Stork?"

"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."

3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."

"You mean stalk?"

"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"

See pregnancy, parents, lie, big, white, bird, baby, margerine, stalk

2.

derives from the German work for erection ... thus it makes a lot of sense that the stork bring babies ..

die storke ist huge

See erection, hard-on, bigone, bone, boner

3.

n. a tall, lanky girl who wears short-shorts, causing her legs to resemble long, slender stork-like limbs. Generally storks are stuck up bitches.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those hot chicks in them shorts!

Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.

See college girl, bitches, stuck up, short shorts

4.

Can replace any adjectives or verb.

"That was a storkin' party last night!"

"Yeah, I got storked last night by six girls!"

See stork, verbs, adjective, fuck, super, silly

5.

A woman you loves to give head have dudes nut in her mouth. She carries dudes' babies around in her mouth, hence the reference to the word stork (like a stork who delivers babies).

That chick is a stork yo! She be swallowin' mad babies.

See slut, smut, whore, scutter, hoe

6.

some who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)

Kevin "babe what do you want to do today"

Diana "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"

Kevin "your such a STORK"

See stupid, dork, retarded, lame, dumb

7.

someone who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)

Boyfriend "babe what do you want to do today"

Girlfriend "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"

Boyfriend "your such a STORK"

See stupid, dork, dumb, retard, slow