What is Storm Alert Inc?
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A company that sells severe weather tracking software for outrageous prices, and has the most horrible customer service on this side of the Milky Way. The guy who writes the software is a real bunghole, and will talk down to you as if you're a complete imbecile in the event you should require technical assistance to get his damn software to work (which you most likely will).
Tom was a passionate tornado chaser, and he wanted a program that he could install in his laptop to track severe thunderstorms while on the road. A quick search on Google turned up a company called Storm Alert, which sells the storm tracking program called Stormlab. But he nearly crapped his pants when he saw the price! "Screw this!" he said. "I wouldn't pay that kind of money for nude pics of Janet Jackson, much less a friggin pile of binary code! I'd rather give up storm chasing!"
