Story Bag

What is Story Bag?


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When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.

Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."

Listener: *story bag*


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