What is Story Topper?
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A
"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."
"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."
"....Story Topper"
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A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a
Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
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