Storytime

What is Storytime?


1.

the act of reading a children's book to your partner while having sex.

Girl: "Are you ready for storytime baby?"

Guy: "Yeah!"

Girl: "Once upon a time.."

Guy: "thats sexy. i just came."

See sex, story, time, kinky, books


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