Storytime

What is Storytime?

the act of reading a children's book to your partner while having sex.

Girl: "Are you ready for storytime baby?"

Guy: "Yeah!"

Girl: "Once upon a time.."

Guy: "thats sexy. i just came."

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Gremlocks

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