Story-topper

What is Story-topper?

When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.

Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.

Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.

Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.

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