What is Stove?
1.
to do something of extreme stupidity.
-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"
2.
The process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.
Oh my God! He had his head stoved in with a brick!
or
I'm so gonna stove that cats head in.
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3.
Fear causing, tremble making, hand quivering nightmare!
"You better stay away from that stove, dont wanna drop your drink."
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4.
To drunkely haul off and punch someone
chase: you want me to stove this motherfucker, huh?
chris: ha ha, stove him dude, STOVE HIM!
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5.
something that ONLY women should use, to make delicious food
Women don't need watches because there is a clock above the stove where they work and were no guys work.
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6.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
7.
Badass black superhero. Looks like Steel, talks like Mr. T. Carries a big hammer and will use it to bust your head in.
You don't want to piss off Stove.
